Tadi gua buat blue-print untuk RC project
Banyak dowhh....
Bengkak beruk pon dah semaken kurang
Gua rasa doktor patot wat kajian
Kandungan blue print boleh merawat beguk...
Wat ala-ala kool fever...tempek drawing blue print kat tengkuk
Kengkadang best jugak wat keja tak beratkan otak
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Offer letter dah kuar....
Tarikh:1st June
Big Boss:According to what we have discussed on March
I would like to appoint you as Civil engineer starting from 1st June...
You will be incharge for the main design of structure,water supply and
infraworks.Your starting salary is RMXXXX
I hope we can develop a strong consultant firm based on my knowledge
and yours
Please sign here....
Cekodok: It is such an honour
But I need to read the agreement first
Just in case....
Kami berdua senyum kamben
Big Boss: I hope we can cooperate
Dia sengsorang senyum kamben
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9am : 8th June
Cekodok: I am sorry Mr XXXX, I cannot accept your job offer
I wish I could.....But I can't....
Big Boss: Why?Did U get another offer??
How much do they pay you?
Cekodok:I have another plan for my future...DANGGG!!!!!(ayat kaver paleng baek)
**Private conversation**
Cekodok:Anyway....Thanks for your guidance
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April 2011
KRING KRING
Cekodok:Cekodok speaking....yes??
Mr.X:So, kamu boleh datang tengok bakal ofis kamu esok...
Cekodok: OK....esok pagi saya sampai
Mr.X:Sila berikan size baju Cekodok untuk tempahan baju korporat
Cekodok: Saiz M
Mr.X:OK.....U will be starting your work on 1st July...
We are glad to welcome U to our company
Cekodok: Terima kasih banyak-banyak.Jumpa nanti
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9th June
Waktu makan:
Staff 1: Hang memang gila .....
Cekodok:Pasepa??Wooo Woooo
Staff 2: Tak penah penah orang tolak offer dia kot...sapa tak kenai dia
Staff 1:Memang ang neh pesen tak makan saman punya orang...hahaha
Staff 2:Hahaha.....
Cekodok:Makan makan ...aku blanja ampa hari ni...Minggu depan aku last
09 June 2011
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